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by mudshark
Thu Jan 26, 2017 6:29 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: Open a can with no can opener
Replies: 10
Views: 2230

Re: Open a can with no can opener

You can also rub the can on a rock, upside down, and slowly erode the metal.

That's a lot safer than the method shown
by mudshark
Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:44 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: Proving "pre-ban"
Replies: 17
Views: 981

Re: Proving "pre-ban"

I have always been a strong advocate for the civil disobedience of unconstitutional laws. Being a martyr has it's own rewards, so I've been told. All men have their point that they feel comfortable falling on they're swords. True men that is. Are you sure this is the time and place? I'm with him, a...
by mudshark
Sun May 13, 2012 11:28 pm
Forum: NFA Weapons
Topic: Legality question for boats
Replies: 15
Views: 1570

Re: Legality question for boats

You could also leave the dock with an AR-15 and the proper "accesories" and tooling, and once in IW, take an hour to fabricate a LL or even a DIAS and shoot F/A until you ran out of ammo. Then pitch the DIAS or LL over board and come home to the US with your AR-15. You're not in America while in IW,...
by mudshark
Sun May 13, 2012 3:19 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: Cat's don't do this:
Replies: 23
Views: 1429

Re: Cat's don't do this:

I think the real issue here is "why are dogs actively working to ensure that idiots who shouldn't survive, survive?" [/u] Why are dogs trying to weaken the human genepool? This woman should have died through misadventure and bad judgement, thus preventing her from passing on her fucked-up-irresponsi...
by mudshark
Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:57 pm
Forum: Photos and Videos
Topic: wtfffffffffffff Chinese Police trying to revive a kid !!!!
Replies: 3
Views: 1213

Re: wtfffffffffffff Chinese Police trying to revive a kid !!

Why should they have CPR training? They have 1.3 BILLION people and an indoctrinated political culture that doesn't value individual life whatsoever. What on earth would they need CPR for? Let's see.... China: Limits families to ONE child, encouraging infanticide of females, skewing the population t...
by mudshark
Fri Dec 16, 2011 1:28 pm
Forum: Artistic images -- viewer discretion is advised.
Topic: Lindsey L's Playboy spread
Replies: 6
Views: 6293

Re: Lindsey L's Playboy spread

Not impressed. Nothing exceptional about her whatsoever.
by mudshark
Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:03 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: Alternating his and her is annoying.
Replies: 7
Views: 953

Re: Alternating his and her is annoying.

I always default to the masculine, because I'm a misogynist. Or so all these dumb fucking cunts keep telling me...
by mudshark
Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:32 am
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: SMART pickup concept
Replies: 24
Views: 1903

Re: SMART pickup concept

Gayest thing since gay came to Gaytown and got gay with all the gays there.


Seriously, I'll be the seats have built-in vibrating-prostate-stimulating buttplugs.
by mudshark
Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:35 am
Forum: Photos and Videos
Topic: Nellis AFB airshow
Replies: 7
Views: 1721

Re: Nellis AFB airshow

Yeah, good point. I guess it goes both ways.
by mudshark
Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:49 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: Marijuana vs Alcohol
Replies: 32
Views: 2320

Re: Marijuana vs Alcohol

Smoking marijuana is only one way of consuming it. It can also be incorporated into a variety of foods. This eliminates the cancer-risk associated with inhaling burning stuff, if that makes you feel better. If the legality-issue is what's stopping you from doing the neccessary research into formulat...
by mudshark
Sun Dec 04, 2011 12:38 pm
Forum: Artistic images -- viewer discretion is advised.
Topic: 4 footed rapist NSFW
Replies: 8
Views: 5667

Re: 4 footed rapist NSFW

stevejobs wrote:Blue balls are no joke. Women need to learn to just give it up.

For realz..... How's a buck supposed to jack off with no hands?
by mudshark
Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:10 am
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: Steak done-ness
Replies: 53
Views: 5878

Re: Steak done-ness

I don't even order steak anymore, because I cannot have it prepared to my satisfaction - blue rare. I do mine at home, on a gas grill. 20 seconds on a dull red hot grill with the flames in contact with the meat. 20 seconds, flip, 20 seconds, flip, 20 seconds, flip, 20 seconds, remove and serve. The ...
by mudshark
Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:42 am
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: How do you discourage door to door solicitors?
Replies: 29
Views: 3085

Re: How do you discourage door to door solicitors?

Also good advice. I know for a fact that burglars drive neighborhoods during the week after Christmas looking for boxes that indicate new toys hanging on walls. Fairfax County, VA police caught and busted a crew doing that very thing a few years ago. Someone saw them driving around seemingly without...
by mudshark
Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:35 am
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: The scale of the universe
Replies: 21
Views: 1794

Re: The scale of the universe

PTK wrote:Mathematics doesn't work like that. If the number of divisions is limitless, the distance is limitless. Math hurts my brainmeats! :lol:

No. You can ALWAYS add another zero behind that decimal point.
by mudshark
Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:10 pm
Forum: Photos and Videos
Topic: Nellis AFB airshow
Replies: 7
Views: 1721

Re: Nellis AFB airshow

tank wrote:It was pretty surreal to be taught for years in training that something is one of the most dangerous threats and then have it be a guardian angel in real life.

That is a total mindfuck.
by mudshark
Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:02 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: The scale of the universe
Replies: 21
Views: 1794

Re: The scale of the universe

I'm not suggesting that the distance between point A and point B is infinite, just that the possible number of divisions is limitless.
by mudshark
Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:32 pm
Forum: Legal and Political
Topic: ATF classifies Chore Boy pot scrubber pads NFA firearms
Replies: 10
Views: 2252

Re: ATF classifies Chore Boy pot scrubber pads NFA firearms

None of this would've happened if someone would've just replaced the material and just STFU about it.

Seriously, no one would have ever known. I just don't get it.....
by mudshark
Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:10 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: How do you discourage door to door solicitors?
Replies: 29
Views: 3085

Re: How do you discourage door to door solicitors?

No. Doesn't work like that. The not knowing who/what/when/what-they-are-like/how many are home is the deterent. Far too many variables and "what ifs" to be faced with, especially when it's so easy to just case the house down the street. They openned the door, and gave him a chance to see the laptop ...
by mudshark
Sat Nov 19, 2011 12:04 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: The scale of the universe
Replies: 21
Views: 1794

Re: The scale of the universe

how my local librarian is really overreacting about the fact that I never returned the copy of George Orwell's 1984 that I checked out in 8th grade. It's been 20 years. Get the F--k over it! LMAO! I have a copy of Animal Farm, printed 1957, checked out in 1991 from the University of Maryland... Sti...
by mudshark
Fri Nov 18, 2011 10:28 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: The scale of the universe
Replies: 21
Views: 1794

Re: The scale of the universe

That broke my brain. And I disagree fundementally with the whole "planck" thing. Distance must be infinitely divisable. As proof, in order to go from point A to point B, you must first go halfway. In order to get to halfway, you have to go 1/4 way, and so on. If there can not be anything smaller tha...
by mudshark
Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:18 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: How do you discourage door to door solicitors?
Replies: 29
Views: 3085

Re: How do you discourage door to door solicitors?

The only way to win is NOT to play. As soon as you open the door, you've lost. I have to knock on doors of strangers sometimes, usually for things they don't want to speak with someone in my occupation about. It's part of my job sometimes, I accept it, and the knowledge that they have done something...
by mudshark
Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:14 pm
Forum: News Stories
Topic: World has five years to combat irreversible global warming:
Replies: 7
Views: 488

Re: World has five years to combat irreversible global warmi

I distinctly remember going on a field trip to the Smithsonian Museum in DC in 1978 and listening to a scientist talking about how there will be no fish left anywhere in any ocean by the year 2000 because of polution and overfishing.
by mudshark
Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:03 pm
Forum: Photos and Videos
Topic: Wedding Photo
Replies: 2
Views: 1382

Re: Wedding Photo

I'll bet she's a handfull! :wink:
by mudshark
Tue Nov 08, 2011 8:01 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: Taking Donations to Buy CNN.COM a Spell Checker
Replies: 2
Views: 403

Re: Taking Donations to Buy CNN.COM a Spell Checker

Mostly it's because many use unpaid interns to input the chyron info into the banners. An employee would be more accountable, but they'd have to be paid. So they save some $$$ and live with the mistakes.
by mudshark
Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:59 am
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: Lazy Americans
Replies: 30
Views: 2727

Re: Lazy Americans

You get 8-10 bucks an hour, fool. It is hard to make rent on a 1 bedroom apartment, pay utilities, car insurance, gas, and food on $16,000 to $20,000 a year, these days, isn't it? I thought drafting paid better. Heck, McDonalds pays $10 for prime time employees. My first job in my industry paid $12...