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by TROOPER
Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:45 am
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: Your knife rights?
Replies: 9
Views: 507

Katanas are a Japanese weapon - but in Japan its citizens are only allowed to collect the "tsuba" - the circular handgaurd between blade and handle. The rest of the sword is a "no-no". Of course they don't have a speck of "gun rights" either. The relevance is that the p...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:56 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: 1million bucks await Baby Jessica
Replies: 32
Views: 2183

Times are hard. Sometimes pus is the only lubricant you can find - and its already in the right spot! Otherwise, its so scabby its like making love to a bowl of dried corn flakes. I keep a trusty knife close by (Gil Hibben's "Highlander Bowie"). Not only can you use it to scrape scabs and ...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:50 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: 1million bucks await Baby Jessica
Replies: 32
Views: 2183

Sometimes they're made out of leather, or recycled tires. If you find that the ride is too rough, just peel of some scabs and let the pus flow.
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:47 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: 1million bucks await Baby Jessica
Replies: 32
Views: 2183

She's 21 right now, and she married a 34 year old. I don't have a problem with the age gap, but in all liklihood, the day she hits 25 will be the same day that he unveils his hobby; backyard well-digging. When she finally dies of natural disaster later, I hope the funeral home offers a nice 20 foot ...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:39 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: 1million bucks await Baby Jessica
Replies: 32
Views: 2183

I doubt that one could get INTO the well.
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:34 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: 1million bucks await Baby Jessica
Replies: 32
Views: 2183

Lol do you hate ugly people. She had a kid man give her a break . She was in maxim once so she wasnt terribly ugly. I'd like to give her a break. I'd like to break her neck with a truck axle. Maxim? John Wayne Bobbit (the dude who got his pee-pee cut off by a disgruntled wife) was in Playgirl. Bein...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:13 pm
Forum: Legal and Political
Topic: Approved form 1 for MG
Replies: 138
Views: 11239

That hurts my feelings. But I'm gratified that you've put a gif of "Michael Bolton" slugging on Jessica (she's just out of the picture).
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:10 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: 1million bucks await Baby Jessica
Replies: 32
Views: 2183

Its an opinion - so while I may be passionate in my declaration, you'll find my reasoning to be indefensible. I'm studying the picture through squinted eyes (I should be wearing a welder's mask) to try to articulate what aspect of this image has struck such a deep nerve. Some aspects of her facial s...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:00 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: DNA Discoverer: Blacks Less Intelligent Than Whites
Replies: 24
Views: 758

This potato is too hot to touch. Vid has struck a critical detail of interest. Without arguing for or against the results of the report - how did the numbers get generated? Doctors are constantly fighting against similar anecdotal evidence supplied by patients as to their preferred treatment and sel...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:54 pm
Forum: Legal and Political
Topic: Approved form 1 for MG
Replies: 138
Views: 11239

MMMMM Ok who's Jessica http://www.silencertalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15196 Be honest with yourself, Hedonistic - that photo makes you want to lash out. It angers me on a level that I seldom get to reach. Her face needs the type of adjustment that only a 30 pound dumbell can deliver. I can't ide...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:47 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: 1million bucks await Baby Jessica
Replies: 32
Views: 2183

The JFK assassination was an accident; Oswald was aiming at Jessica. When I finally get arrested, my one phone call is going to be to Jessica, begging her to, for the love of GOD, STOP looking like that! If I were responsible for pulling the switch on any particular inmate's electric chair, I'd thin...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:38 pm
Forum: Legal and Political
Topic: Approved form 1 for MG
Replies: 138
Views: 11239

My cat is named "Tala", and she weighs just under 9 pounds at 3 years of age. Point being, Tala could probably kick the crap out of all three of those posers. I've been subjected to that picture for the second time now - and its getting to be inexcusable. Much like the fool with the tattoo...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:51 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: 1million bucks await Baby Jessica
Replies: 32
Views: 2183

I think he killed himself because of some sort of "violent tension". Its very much like "sexual tension" except that in this particular case, he wanted to take a T-Ball bat to Jessica's face. Ultimately, the desire to introduce that face to a curb courtesy of a combat boot lead t...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:39 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: You! On the right wing hate machine! Stop it!!
Replies: 4
Views: 261

I've blacked out before, and chipped a few teeth myself. So when you say, "Blacked Out", do you mean that you "blacked out" in the same way that Nicole Simpson "blacked out"? Because she also chipped a tooth when she got "blacked out". I think she also got a ...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:55 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: 1million bucks await Baby Jessica
Replies: 32
Views: 2183

JohnnyC wrote:She looks like she could take a punch.
No, no, no, she looks like she should take a punch.
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:05 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: 1million bucks await Baby Jessica
Replies: 32
Views: 2183

That woman is in dire need of a face-crushing headbutt. Its as if my body has been possessed by some form of primordial justice; a tool for the universe to exact swift and merciless retribution. Even now I can feel my back tightening as my head cocks back in preparation for a richly-deserved batter...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:49 pm
Forum: Legal and Political
Topic: Approved form 1 for MG
Replies: 138
Views: 11239

We don't get to hear phrases like, "Ham-handed" (which I use and like) and "rhetorical attrition" (which I love and have never heard before) often enough. So right off the bat, thank you, Cortland, for expanding my linguistic repotoire. SOCOM, the best case scenario for silentass...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 12:06 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: Latest Drug in Schools - 'Dusting'
Replies: 15
Views: 815

His kid was ill-informed ; "stupid" is too harsh. Without knowing the kid, I still feel confident in saying that if he'd realized how potentially lethal these actions were, he'd have maybe taken a second thought. As it was, he acted on bad information from his friend. People die all the ti...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:01 am
Forum: Gun Discussion
Topic: Arnold signed the microstamping bill
Replies: 37
Views: 3324

While I think the bill is dumb for reasons previously stated I'm curious to see if the gangbangers switch over to revolvers and/or dump brass picked up from ranges to throw off a crime scene ( not many would be smart enough to I don't think) or continue to use what they have as what they do have do...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:54 am
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: You! On the right wing hate machine! Stop it!!
Replies: 4
Views: 261

That's awesome! Politically correct muggers... what's next? "Hey! Are you a liberal? I asked you a question! What? You are? Give me your goddamned wal... huh? Oh you're NOT .... I'm sorry. Here, keep your wallet. In fact, I noticed it was kind of lean there, fella'.... take a couple of bucks fr...
by TROOPER
Wed Oct 17, 2007 10:38 am
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: New Dental Procedure
Replies: 15
Views: 449

Isn't "Holistic" medicine what killed all those millions of Jews during WWII? They kept getting gassed, or something like that. You think people would stick to conventional medicine after that. That one dude, the president of Iran, actually doesn't believe the Holistic even happened - kind...
by TROOPER
Tue Oct 16, 2007 6:00 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: New Dental Procedure
Replies: 15
Views: 449

Rubbing your balls might help her jaw - its easy to do at the same time, too, because they're in the same location.
by TROOPER
Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:56 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: New Dental Procedure
Replies: 15
Views: 449

There may be some credibility to it - the sternocleidomastoid muscle that pops up when you turn your hed to the side ties in right at the sternum.... Ok, that's a stretch. I do wonder - if he can get just one man to come forward who also had a 'pec massage', that might help to bolster his claim. If ...
by TROOPER
Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:35 pm
Forum: Rifle Discussion
Topic: Which one is better, Cheytac 408 or Barrett 416?
Replies: 26
Views: 2360

Those ballistics sound like a ramped-up 6.5 Grendel. Didn't someone shoot a half-dollar 6 consecutive times from 600 yards with that round? Has more power than a .308 after a certain distance too. This actually brings up an interesting topic. Depleted uranium is about 70% denser than lead - so it wi...
by TROOPER
Tue Oct 16, 2007 5:21 pm
Forum: Random Talk
Topic: Rapper T.I.'s guns....
Replies: 14
Views: 595

Ambush breaker and mine sweeper - that was the niche filled by the gun. Pancor got greedy and tried to set up the package so that the drum could only be reloaded at the factory. Therefore, the drum had to be sent in, reloaded, then sent back to the user. I can see that when someone sells an inkjet p...