Sir Faggot has arrived....

cqbdoc10 · Post by **cqbdoc10** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:46 pm

And it isn't G&R!

http://www.myspace.com/joeyporsche

And check this out as well....

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Mongo · Post by **Mongo** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:49 pm

cqbdoc10 wrote:And it isn't G&R!

http://www.myspace.com/joeyporsche

And check this out as well....

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

You beat me to it by seconds.

cqbdoc10 · Post by **cqbdoc10** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:51 pm

Here is the best one of all....

ArevaloSOCOM · Post by **ArevaloSOCOM** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:00 pm

I'm at work so I'm scared to open those links.

I'll check them when i get home.

But why is that guys face ORANGE????????????????????

WTF?

tikkafan · Post by **tikkafan** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:36 pm

Too much tan in a bottle.

jonthan · Post by **jonthan** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:27 pm

They all look like fags. But the orange face, he takes the owl, if you know what I mean

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Wraith · Post by **Wraith** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 10:41 pm

Is that what Oompa Loompas look like all grown up?

Mongo · Post by **Mongo** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:02 pm

Wraith wrote:Is that what Oompa Loompas look like all grown up?

Oh that was a good one Wraith

williamTkilla · Post by **williamTkilla** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:37 pm

They look like a bunch of guidos. The fake 'n bake can must have blown up.

cqbdoc10 · Post by **cqbdoc10** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:49 am

I think the orange one is looking over his shoulder to find Cortland.

From the looks of it, he must want some Buttsekks.

ArevaloSOCOM · Post by **ArevaloSOCOM** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:05 am

cqbdoc10 wrote:I think the orange one is looking over his shoulder to find Cortland.

From the looks of it, he must want some Buttsekks.

Say what?

cqbdoc10 · Post by **cqbdoc10** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:27 am

A couple more....

GlockandRoll · Post by **GlockandRoll** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:27 am

cqbdoc10 wrote:And it isn't G&R!

http://www.myspace.com/joeyporsche

And check this out as well....

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

It's official, you have a serious homo erotic phobia of some sort, and I simply must remind you that I am married.

It's one thing to send me IM's with the subject line 'Verification', but to try and find a gay lover on myspunk.com to pound ass with --- well, I'm really not that surprised.

But, in the spirit of friendly ribbing (you know, the kind of jokes that you tell each other when you hide behind a computer and threaten people... those kind) I offer this...

I am G&R
G&R I am

Do you like meeting in a dark alley for buttsecks?

I do not like buttsecks, G&R-I-am.
I do not like tossed salad and Cleveland steamers.

Would you like them here or there?

I would not like them here or there.
I would not like them anywhere.

I do not like tossed salad and Cleveland steamers.
I do not like them, G&R-I-am.

Would you like them in a house?
Would you like them with a mouse?

I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like tossed salad and Cleveland steamers.
I do not like them, G&R-I-am.

Would you eat them in a box?
Would you eat them with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not eat them here or there.
I would not eat them anywhere.
I would not eat tossed salad and Cleveland steamers.
I do not like them, G&R-I-am.

Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Eat them! Eat them!
Here they are.

I would not, could not, in a car.

You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them
in a tree!

I would not, could not in a tree.
Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I do not like them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere.
I do not like tossed salad and Cleveland steamers.
I do not like them, G&R-I-am.

A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you, on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! G&R! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not eat them with a mouse.
I will not eat them in a house.
i will not eat them here or there.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat tossed salad and Cleveland steamers.
I do not like them, G&R-I-am.

Say!
In a dark alley?
Here in the dark alley!
Would you, could you, in the dark alley?

I would not, could not, in the dark alley.

Would you, could you, in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, G&R, you see.
Not in a house. Not in a box.
Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
I will not eat them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!

You do not like tossed salad and Cleveland steamers?

I do not like them, G&R-I-am.

Could you, would you with a BARFCOM’R?

I would not, could not, with a BARFCOM’R!

Would you, could you, on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a BARFCOM’R.
I will not eat them in the rain.
I will not eat them on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a box.
I do not like them with a fox.
I will not eat them in a house.
I do not like them with a mouse.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them ANYWHERE

I do not like tossed salad and Cleveland steamers!

I do not like them, G&R-I-am.

You do not like them.
So you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may, I say.

G&R!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I like tossed salad and Cleveland steamers!
I do! I like them, G&R-I-am!
And I would eat them in a boat.
And I would eat them with a BARFCOM’R...

And I will eat them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!

So I will eat them in a box.
And I will eat them with a fox.
And I will eat them in a house.
And I will eat them with a mouse.
And I will eat them here and there.
Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

I do so like tossed salad and Cleveland steamers!
Thank you!
Thank you,
G&R-I-am!

cqbdoc10 · Post by **cqbdoc10** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:42 am

I knew you would come clean.

Now it is time to go and tell your wife.

But she probably already knows....

GlockandRoll · Post by **GlockandRoll** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:47 am

Hey, at least I've got a hot wife lying in bed.

What do you have - aside from a mental illness that is difficult to spell - other than a keyboard in one hand and something resembling a penis (only smaller) in the other?

cqbdoc10 · Post by **cqbdoc10** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:53 am

GlockandRoll wrote:Hey, at least I've got a hot wife lying in bed.

What do you have - aside from a mental illness that is difficult to spell - other than a keyboard in one hand and something resembling a penis (only smaller) in the other?

I don't know.

You could ask people that attended the silencer shoot (ex. Matt Pallett) what I have at home.

Obviously you aren't satisfying your wife since you are on the computer.

Maybe you should hand that job over to someone more qualified....

GlockandRoll · Post by **GlockandRoll** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:58 am

cqbdoc10 wrote: I don't know.

You could ask people that attended the silencer shoot (ex. Matt Pallett) what I have at home.

Obviously you aren't satisfying your wife since you are on the computer.

Maybe you should hand that job over to someone more qualified....

Yes.... I certainly need to 'VERIFY' who you are, you fucking moron.

I'm sorry that I couldn't make it there... it would be an honor to stand in the presence of Frank Dux's protege.

You truly are the hero of ST.com - you know that?

cqbdoc10 · Post by **cqbdoc10** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:02 am

I know.

Come to the next shoot and I will let you kiss my shoe.

Don't get mad because you are inferior. God made you that way, and its time to accept it.

Sorry to break the news.

Good night, and don't let the homos bite.

GlockandRoll · Post by **GlockandRoll** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:03 am

cqbdoc10 wrote:I know.

Come to the next shoot and I will let you kiss my shoe.

Don't get mad because you are inferior. God made you that way, and its time to accept it.

Sorry to break the news.

Why wait till the next shoot?

cqbdoc10 · Post by **cqbdoc10** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:13 am

GlockandRoll wrote:
cqbdoc10 wrote:I know.

Come to the next shoot and I will let you kiss my shoe.

Don't get mad because you are inferior. God made you that way, and its time to accept it.

Sorry to break the news.
Why wait till the next shoot?

Because I am sure many individuals from here would love to videotape it, since so many people love you and hold such a high opinion of you.

And with this, I'll sign off for the night.

GlockandRoll · Post by **GlockandRoll** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:15 am

WOW - your such a tough guy!

ArevaloSOCOM · Post by **ArevaloSOCOM** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:45 pm

ROFLMAO.

solitary.phoenix · Post by **solitary.phoenix** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:39 pm

BTW, the exact statement that ticked off glocko berzerko* to get all defensive was:

Sir Faggot has arrived.... And it isn't G&R!

So- in truth- he's mad because someone said he wasn't a "faggot". Which is a strange thing for a self-proclaimed straight man to get all faggoty about.

*not intended to be offensive

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cqbdoc10 · Post by **cqbdoc10** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 5:50 pm

stolen.thunder wrote:

BTW, the exact statement that ticked off glocko berzerko* to get all defensive was:

Sir Faggot has arrived.... And it isn't G&R!
So- in truth- he's mad because someone said he wasn't a "faggot". Which is a strange thing for a self-proclaimed straight man to get all faggoty about.

*not intended to be offensive

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Thanks ST.

Funny, and yet so true.

Jonas · Post by **Jonas** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:57 pm

He looks like a cocksucker but those whores on his buddy list probably go for that look, so more power to him if he's fucking them.

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