How to sell something in Texas

[sc63sallad]

1. Put "Tactical" or "Tier 1" in the title. Could be a coffee cup, diaper bag, jammies...doesn't matter.

2. Put "Molon Labia" on it or whatever the hell it is.

3. If practical(Or not) include anodized aluminum, tool steel, or titanium and make it angular or pointy.

3. Also include Infantry Division or Marine Corps emblems.

4. M16/M4 bolt face image.

5. If it's clothing make damn sure you make it available in "Fat Strong", or "Fat Tactical" sizes. Ever seen a 350-400 pound kid wearing 5.11s and an operator hat? I sure the hell have.

6. Don't forget a Chris Kyle reference or two.

7. Combine all features listed above and make it attachable to a vehicle.

8. Velcro

Yes I know here in TX we are all veteran operators and we love our guns and no one is taking them from us and Chris Kyle is a hero but can we please just calm the hell down a little bit. Maybe just a fucking notch or two...

[doubloon]

Dude!

You post that on Gun Trader right now and make it plain your price is "firm" and you don't want any trades you'll have 20 offers before sundown and even before anybody knows what it is.

[whiterussian1974]

3. Also include Infantry Division or Marine Corps emblems.

I agree w everything except the Inf Div. I know many that would prefer "Airborne, Ranger, MP, or EOD."
Inf just isn't as sexy. Anyone who was Inf, claims to be SF or CIA.

Dude!

You post that on Gun Trader...you'll have 20 offers before sundown.

You sure got THAT Right!!!
Maybe add "vintage, micro, digital, Field Issue, etc."

My USMC-vintage, field-grade, telescopic, digital, micro-engineered, Velcro and neoprene-covered Anodized High Speed Tool, Code-3/Tier-1, Tactical, Spec-Ops, Force Recon, 5.11 Benchmade, chrome-lined, Kris Kyle-edition, commemorative, vehicles mounted, light weight, adjustable, multi-function, Malon Labe, 3%, Heavy-Duty, M4/16 attachable, bayonet-lugged, Aramid-embeded and reinforced Winky is all the Rage!

Women LOVE IT!!! They can't get enough. Literally. It's never enough and they always ask for more.

[sc63sallad]

So let's draw up a business plan and get rich fellas...

[whiterussian1974]

So let's draw up a business plan and get rich fellas...

I've already incorporated, and am accepting offers for Franchises.

Mobile designs:


And a Prepper Bunker layout:

[doubloon]

The "tiny house" is apparently a big thing in the land of fruits and nuts ... where all your possessions will eventually belong to the state anyway.