On Saturday evening, a 55-year old man got out of his Jeep Cherokee in Parland WA, armed with an AK-47 and a pistol and waving them around and shouting something. As a number of WA State Troopers and Deputies converged on him, he put the guns back in his Jeep.
A 55-year-old Eatonville man armed himself with an AK-47 and a pistol over the weekend to battle "the lizard people," the Pierce County Sheriff's Office said.
The man told law enforcement that President Trump had called to warn him.
The man ended up being sent to a hospital for treatment and a mental health evaluation...
Nuh-uh, lizard people are aliens and not people.
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time...and those are pretty good odds.
Brett Maverick, gambler on TV (also used by Progressive leaders everywhere)
It's not so unreasonable. I mean... I think that if The President of the United States of America himself called me about lizard men, I'd load up and roll heavy too. You can't just co-fucking-exist with those intergalactic sons of bitches!
