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What would you name your bar?

Post by tuckerrnr1 » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:28 am

Simple as that. If you could have your own drinking establishment what would you call it? Image
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Re: What would you name your bar?

Post by Libertarian_Geek » Sun Sep 26, 2010 9:29 am

The Winchester :lol:
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Post by doubloon » Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:11 pm

The Gym.

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Re: What would you name your bar?

Post by YugoRPK » Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:25 pm

"Free beer to slutty chicks who'll blow me"

Will that fit on the sign?
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Re: What would you name your bar?

Post by stevejobs » Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:30 pm

Bonch would be a good name for a strip club. No official meaning, but we all get the idea.

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Re: What would you name your bar?

Post by doubloon » Sun Sep 26, 2010 3:22 pm

YugoRPK wrote:"Free beer to slutty chicks who'll blow me"

Will that fit on the sign?
Forget the sign, will it fit on a driver's license? I may have to change my name.
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Post by Transformers0704 » Sun Sep 26, 2010 4:08 pm

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Post by commissar_yarrick » Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:33 pm

The Hung Horse, the sign would be a horse hanging from a tree. :lol:
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Post by BISHOP » Sun Sep 26, 2010 8:13 pm

I havethought of that just for my Home bar (in my house) and I have come up with Circle 10 Bar.


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Post by Schulze » Mon Sep 27, 2010 2:06 pm

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Post by rob_s » Mon Sep 27, 2010 3:58 pm

doubloon wrote:The Gym.

"Honey, I'm going to The Gym I'll be back later."
there used to be a bar in Tallahassee called The Lat Night Library. They had matchbooks made up (and I think t-shirts too) that said "if mom calls tell her I'm at the library".
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Post by Raines/762-SD » Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:52 pm

Mine would be "My Fvcking Bar", so when people ask where i'm going, I say "My Fvcking Bar"
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Re: What would you name your bar?

Post by Hush » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:01 pm

"The Last Call Bar & Grill" or "Hush's Tavern" Or "Belly up to the Bar". :D
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Post by zeezee » Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:23 pm

Bar-None
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Re: What would you name your bar?

Post by Speed-Racer » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:15 pm

Peckers :lol: ........... Hell I'd make it a national chain, a kind of Hooters for chicks.
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Re: What would you name your bar?

Post by Twinsen » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:22 am

The Brown Derby. Out of respect for the local bar that was always awesome. It's suuuuuper unoriginal, but that bar is awesome.

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Post by ThePatriot » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:38 pm

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Re: What would you name your bar?

Post by tsunami33 » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:25 pm

The Big Brown Beaver Bar :lol:

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Re: What would you name your bar?

Post by jupiterdraft » Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:14 pm

Kind of surprised nobody has offered up "Shooters"...
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Post by ottosear » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:16 pm

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Re: What would you name your bar?

Post by Mongo » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:41 pm

The Dead Liver
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Brain Cells Be Damned
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Kidney Busters
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Re: What would you name your bar?

Post by Bone16 » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:59 pm

On HWY 36 south between Gatesville and Temple Texas is a bar with a perfect name:

"He ain't here!"

Since that's already taken, I think I'd have to try one of the following:

Bar None

The FARRP

The Kill Zone

Slammer's

Roller's (house of stupid human tricks research and development)
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Re: What would you name your bar?

Post by ThePatriot » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:10 pm

tsunami33 wrote:Wynona's
The Big Brown Beaver Bar :lol:
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Re: What would you name your bar?

Post by Bulwyeth » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:38 am

Did you ever see the movie "Wanted Dead or Alive" with Rutger Hauer? Had Gene Simmons in it and was done in 1986....

Anywho, my point is that in beginning of the movie it starts outside a bar. The bar has a sign that said "Drink till Two" and then below it its said Pis'tol Noon. The sign was in the shape of a revolver. I thought that was pretty good.
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