Simple as that. If you could have your own drinking establishment what would you call it?

The Winchester

The Gym.

"Honey, I'm going to The Gym I'll be back later."

"Free beer to slutty chicks who'll blow me"

Will that fit on the sign?

Bonch would be a good name for a strip club. No official meaning, but we all get the idea.

The Glory Hole

YugoRPK wrote:"Free beer to slutty chicks who'll blow me"

Will that fit on the sign?

Forget the sign, will it fit on a driver's license? I may have to change my name.

ICE HOLE FRESH

The Hung Horse, the sign would be a horse hanging from a tree.

I havethought of that just for my Home bar (in my house) and I have come up with Circle 10 Bar.


BISHOP

The Range

Think of all the things you can do at the range:

Drink beer
BS with the cowboys
shoot your guns
find heifers to impregnate

doubloon wrote:The Gym.

"Honey, I'm going to The Gym I'll be back later."

there used to be a bar in Tallahassee called The Lat Night Library. They had matchbooks made up (and I think t-shirts too) that said "if mom calls tell her I'm at the library".

Mine would be "My Fvcking Bar", so when people ask where i'm going, I say "My Fvcking Bar"

"The Last Call Bar & Grill" or "Hush's Tavern" Or "Belly up to the Bar".

Bar-None

Peckers ........... Hell I'd make it a national chain, a kind of Hooters for chicks.

The Brown Derby. Out of respect for the local bar that was always awesome. It's suuuuuper unoriginal, but that bar is awesome.

Paddy's Pub

The Big Brown Beaver Bar

Kind of surprised nobody has offered up "Shooters"...

Whiskey Elbows.

The Dead Liver
or
Brain Cells Be Damned
or
Kidney Busters
or
Pissed
or
Beer Goggles

On HWY 36 south between Gatesville and Temple Texas is a bar with a perfect name:

"He ain't here!"

Since that's already taken, I think I'd have to try one of the following:

Bar None

The FARRP

The Kill Zone

Slammer's

Roller's (house of stupid human tricks research and development)

tsunami33 wrote:Wynona's
The Big Brown Beaver Bar

Fixed it for ya

Did you ever see the movie "Wanted Dead or Alive" with Rutger Hauer? Had Gene Simmons in it and was done in 1986....

Anywho, my point is that in beginning of the movie it starts outside a bar. The bar has a sign that said "Drink till Two" and then below it its said Pis'tol Noon. The sign was in the shape of a revolver. I thought that was pretty good.