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Man Sues White Castle Over Booth Size

Post by Hush » Mon Sep 12, 2011 3:07 pm

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Re: Man Sues White Castle Over Booth Size

Post by bg556 » Mon Sep 12, 2011 6:54 pm

....If you can't fit in the seat, please turn around and try again after a month of not eating fast food....

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Re: Man Sues White Castle Over Booth Size

Post by Libertarian_Geek » Mon Sep 12, 2011 7:29 pm

Booth size is a feature, not a limitation. It's one of those inherit regulators built into the system.

Call it:
Fat-ass self recognition system.
Lard-butt warning device.
Maximum caloric intake alert.
If you no longer fit, you must quit.

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Re: Man Sues White Castle Over Booth Size

Post by 700PSS » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:25 pm

It doesn't matter how big the booth is. The way this guy is addicted, he would soon outgrow it anyway.

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Re: Man Sues White Castle Over Booth Size

Post by jlwilliams » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:48 pm

I get the impression that this guy is just looking to sue somebody. I wonder what his chat room screen name is. Maybe "Qwk2chew" or something like that.

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Re: Man Sues White Castle Over Booth Size

Post by Selectedmarksman » Mon Sep 12, 2011 8:50 pm

jlwilliams wrote:I get the impression that this guy is just looking to sue somebody. I wonder what his chat room screen name is. Maybe "Qwk2chew" or something like that.
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Post by doubloon » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:35 pm

Selectedmarksman wrote:
jlwilliams wrote:I get the impression that this guy is just looking to sue somebody. I wonder what his chat room screen name is. Maybe "Qwk2chew" or something like that.
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Re: Man Sues White Castle Over Booth Size

Post by silencertalk » Mon Sep 12, 2011 9:37 pm

That foils my plans to require ice cream stores to have 16 inch wide doors.

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