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Politicians Push For All New Firearms Have Suppressors

Post by Historian » Mon Mar 16, 2020 2:40 pm

WSJ 2022 A.D.:

"Having been reelected by winning 46 States President
Trump has been implored to sign the bill 'Senate and Congressional
Suppressor Hearing Protection Act'
that legislates that all firearms
henceforth produced must have at least a 6"
suppressor attached to them.

Any Firearm that is taken
out of homes, with the exception of LEOs and Military, without
a silencer will subject to fines. Any illegal non compliance when
in the commission of a crime with firearms without a silencer
will have automatically added on 5 years prison term.
Studies in test cities have documented that this has dramatically decreased
danger to Law enforcement personnel and reduced inner city use
of firearms.

WSJ interviewed the Chicago Police Chief who said that inner city
thugs no longer carry a firearm as shown by a recent arrest
which was facilitated when patrol officers approached a suspicious
character, no racial profiling involved, with a
noticeable bulge in his pants and asked: " Is that a firearm
in your pants or are you just turned on seeing us in uniform
".
Officers later had to be treated at Chicago General for slight hernias
arising from unstoppable laughter."

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Re: Politicians Push For All New Firearms Have Suppressors

Post by #40Fan » Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:14 pm

Is someone pulling your leg, or are you pulling ours?

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Re: Politicians Push For All New Firearms Have Suppressors

Post by Historian » Tue Mar 17, 2020 10:07 am

#40Fan wrote:
Mon Mar 16, 2020 7:14 pm
Is someone pulling your leg, or are you pulling ours?

Read Headline date WSJ 2022 A.D.:
[WSJ = Wall Street Journal]

Satire with germ of truth.

All men are genetically programmed never read carefully. :) :)

Best

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Re: Politicians Push For All New Firearms Have Suppressors

Post by #40Fan » Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:27 pm

Gotcha. I saw the number, but thought it was in reference to a docket number or something because I didn't know what WSJ was.

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Re: Politicians Push For All New Firearms Have Suppressors

Post by Historian » Wed Mar 18, 2020 8:57 am

#40Fan, glad I cleared it up.

Tried to lighten things up during
this Chi-Com WuHan created disaster.

It has often been pointed out that a suppressor is a benign
addition to a firearm that preserves human hearing, whose
benefits clearly outweigh any false fears of venal politicians.

The above satirical post was intended to 'Mallard Fillmore' the
arguments of Second Amendment destroyers who push the
false narrative of suppressor usage.

Humans are programmed to accept a clear idea via humor
as opposed to tendentious arguments.

Our President's great humorous timing is continually missed by the
shallow media twerps [ ... whew, thank goodness that
H is being restrained from embarrassing our delicate
ears with a firehose of Southie/MarineDI invectives against
liberals ] like Jim Acosta.

Anyway, all firearms should be legislated to have a suppressor. :)

Best.

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